If i come over, it means nothing
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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