He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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