Need sex. Gaining weight.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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