jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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