i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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