Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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