My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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