I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
