no you cant smoke seaweed
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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