i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
