Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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