She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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