Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she peed on how many people?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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