umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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