He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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