Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
