This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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