went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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