so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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