I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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