i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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