drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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