I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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