i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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