your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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