I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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