if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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