There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
In America we eat man semen.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
Randomize
