Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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