And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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