I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
