Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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