It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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