Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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