why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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