I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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