Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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