I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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