All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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