o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
where am i from again
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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