My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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