You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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