i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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