girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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