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(515): View more from Iowa

they need to just BURY HIM!

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(251): View more from Alabama

just found the deal breaker

(1-251): View more from Alabama

hairy back?

(251): View more from Alabama

he can't live within 1000 ft of a school

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?

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(810): View more from Michigan

woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister

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(207): View more from Maine

Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"

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(503): View more from Oregon

I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high

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(214): View more from Texas

You started having a threesome right in front of me.

(1-214): View more from Texas

lololol that's what happened?

(214): View more from Texas

Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.

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