David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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