So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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