I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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