Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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