forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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