idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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