Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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