paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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